Sewer Ghost

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

in pickle world they shot charlie gherkin

one thing straight women and gay men have in common is complete and utter disbelief that men will fuck trans men

cis people in general just can't seem to comprehend that trans people fuck.

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet