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So one afternoon at the cottage, Ilya has been in and out of the lake all day, excited like a kid, splashing around and clowning and fascinated by the wildlife and showing off for Shane. And after they finally head back inside and shower off the lake smell, Shane settles on the couch with a book and Ilya flops down with him, stretched out with his head in Shane's lap and whining until Shane frees a hand to sink into his hair. And it's been such a nice full day and it's all warm dozy sunshine and the lovely earthy nature smell that's everywhere around the cottage and Ilya has his face tucked into Shane's stomach where he can breathe him in, the familiar scent of his detergent and body wash, and Shane's big warm hand is in his hair and Ilya's pleasantly tired and drowsy and so comfortable that he just... drifts off, the kind of wonderfully indulgent nap that he never really gets during the season and finds hard to justify when he's in Russia for the summer.
But this year he's not in Russia, and he slips into this warm syrupy slumber while Shane pets through his hair (incidentally making a disastrous mess of his curls) and reads his book. When Ilya eventually rouses, with a happy grumble of contentment, nuzzling closer into Shane's stomach, he can feels Shane laughing gently at him almost before he hears it.
"Did you sleep well?" Shane asks, and that sounds warm and syrupy too, and Ilya rolls over so he can smile at Shane and revel in the smile he gets in return.
And then Shane says, "Are you hungry? It's almost dinnertime," and Ilya realises he's been lying here, napping and pinning Shane to the couch and wasting both of their time, for hours, and he jackknifes upright so suddenly that Shane startles back.
"Fuck!" Ilya spits out. "I was--fuck, has been so long. Why didn't you wake me up?" already guilty because Shane had wanted to make some pasta thing that he was weirdly excited about and they'd talked about maybe playing more Chel but now the whole day's been napped away and--Ilya sneaks a look---Shane's book is lying closed on the couch, bookmark set neatly aside, so Shane had finished his book and not even been able to get up to go do something else.
And he's just smiling at Ilya, completely unconcerned that Ilya's been idle and asleep and... and... lazy, all afternoon, just glad Ilya had a good nap.
Shane's frowning in mild confusion at him. "Why?" he says, genuinely not seeing the problem. "You were napping, it was nice. I mean, if I'd needed to pee or something I'd have got up but I was fine." He reaches out and smoothes some of Ilya's hair down. "Oh, the pasta. We can do that tomorrow, we have all that salad from lunch and rolls and there's peaches if we want dessert."
Ilya must have responded somehow because Shane beams at him and says, "Cool, I'll go set the table if you want to go wash your face." He smirks and pokes at Ilya's cheek. "Got a little drool there." And then he smacks a kiss on Ilya's head, gets up, and trots over to the kitchen while Ilya just sits there reeling.
Anyway it's really important to me that Shane dismantles all of Ilya's awful self-talk about laziness.
makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.
Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago
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I saw a tweet that asked “has there even been a baby who sat in the Stanley cup, then proceeded to join the nhl/win a Stanley cup?” and my dumb ass confindently went “JACK ZIMMERMANN”

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“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”
This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.
I have this TLG AU that I've been thinking about writing based on how me and my brother act. I'm gay, he's bi, we both affectionately call one another faggot/whore/ho/slut/cocksucker/ect. So.
It's before Troy comes out, but he after he and Ilya visit the Kingfisher. They have taken to joking call each other the above names as a haha funny in joke, but only where the others can't see. One day, in the weight room, they are joking back and forth, and forget that Harris is doing a live stream that afternoon/lose track of time.
So ofc Harris walks into the room just in time for the camera to pick up Ilya saying "is okay Barrett, many of us know what a little whiny bitch you were when in Toronto, not much has changed"
Only for Troy to reply "Faggot"
And Ilya is grabbing at his chest as if hurt, "ah this hurts, suck words from a cocksucker"
And this is where Harris cuts off, having stood there in horror for a number of seconds.
What I'm trying to decide is if it's funnier if they both post an apology video, and then the canon events happen, or if they both independently decide to come out, and then have to release statements that they aren't dating when the internet inevitably goes wild for #barroz or whatever their ship name would be Shane and Harris are both badly hiding their jealously and desperate hope at the situation respectively
Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.
@bazanite you are so correct
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laughed so hard I fully started crying over these videos of this guy's fucking dog who SCREAMS like some sort of fucking zombie when he gets to go up or down the stairs like I am genuinely fucking losing it what is WRONG with that dog 😭😭😭😭
wait why the fuck doesn’t it have sound that’s literally the whole point I hate it here
oh, i legit thought you were doing a ragebait bit to get ppl to check their sound
can i speak my truth is this a safe space
not to save my fucking LIFE will you ever get me in a hot yoga class
i don't CARE how many of my friends fall victim to the propaganda and talk about how cleansed and renewed they feel afterwards
like HELL will you EVER get me into an exercise done in ON-PURPOSE HOT ROOM
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SAME. I have a friend who used to dance professionally. She went to one and managed to slip and BREAK HER KNEE. Now she's in recovery/PT and is doing remote work bc she can't dance right now.
i know in my heart that shane is the most obnoxious sick person of all time
not because he's a baby a la classic man cold
but because he will AGGRESSIVELY try to pretend he is not sick
he is trying to gaslight others but ALSO himself
he has a gold medal immune system thank you he did NOT get taken down by ill pikeling spreading Elementary School Plague to him
not happening
as an itty bitty he lied so he wouldn't have to skip hockey, and that has NOT changed as an adult
his true toxic trait is that he WILL be typhoid mary in that locker room if it means he doesn't have to stay home and miss playing
the majority of the struggle when shane is sick is just making him ADMIT he is sick
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also CACKLING about the way this looks on the outside.
like. no one else on the team understands Hollander Illness Behavior yet, so they're teasing ilya about being overprotective because shane is SO underplaying it and meanwhile ilya is just, "no, i am so fucking serious. get a medic and then call an ambulance."
and shane who is barely on this realm of existence and about 0.2 seconds from having Involuntary Floor Time is just, "don't worry :) i'll just take an advil or something :)"
WHICH IS NOT HELPING EVERYONE ELSE UNDERSTAND THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION, SHANE, NO MORE CONTRIBUTIONS AT THIS TIME FROM YOU, THANK YOU
Wait this is so fucking funny in the context of him going "I can't believe you played through those busted ribs" in ep. 6 and Ilya responding
"Oh? You can't?"
and Shane just going, okay, yup you got me, I can believe that :) cause thats HIS FUCKING MOVE. i mean its also very much Athlete Behavior, but Shane has Mastered it for sure
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ilya is a (somewhat unintentional) 9/11 conspiracy theorist because,
because in 1999 a series of apartments got bombed in russia. the fear from the bombings boosted putin’s popularity and “justified” starting a war in chechnya; it’s sort of an open secret that the russian government was behind the bombings, even though they deny it. once he’s in boston ilya hears a “bush did 9/11” and/or “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” joke and gathers the facts: building got bombed, the fear increased bush’s popularity and “justified” starting wars in iraq and afghanistan; so bush did 9/11? yeah that sounds like an open secret.
ilya incorporated “bush did 9/11” into his worldview when he was new to the country. at some point he voices this publicly and causes a huge controversy. then he and shane have sex about it
i’ve been playing around with html coding in ao3… this is how i imagine this would go down with troy
and then when harris finds out
in my head, by the last comment ilya has learned 9/11 conspiracies are much more conspiracy than the 1999 bombings, and is just rage baiting harris