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And they, as fools, say bet

The night comes and they are horrified to discover that the party boy didn't die he was just hibernating and now that he has been awoken they don't stand a chance they are doing shots they are dancing they when the vibes at the club start getting shitty they are going to another the only reason they don't do any drugs is because it's the middle of the season

four clubs later at an hour they didn't even know Rozanov knew existed they are crying and begging to go home

Little do they know it takes Ilya approximately 1.96 business weeks to recover and the only reason he managed to outlast them is because when he snuck off to call Shane to ask for a ride home Shane was making so much fun of him losing to a bunch of rookies that Ilya could feel through the phone that Shane would not have sex with him for at least a month if he lost and so he had no choice but to power through at one point he was texting Shane begging for glasses pics to help get him through the night