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Since I've been getting a lot of new people on this blog it's probably about time I make a post like this...

Hello! My name's Saira (she/they), I made this as a fandom side blog to avoid spamming my friends who follow my main ( @lady-of-the-sun ) with the hyperfixations that get a little out of hand but I make sure to tag everything appropriately!

Though this is a silly little side blog, to be clear, it is ALWAYS free Palestine, free Sudan, free Congo, fuck ICE, liberate any countries or people's going through genocide, oppression, or anything of the sort. If you are able to, I'd highly recommend checking out this masterdoc with links to help educate yourself and support with different issues worldwide. Also fuck AI to hell. If you don't agree with these views then go ahead and block me cause I don't want you on this blog. Simple as that.

Now that that's clear! I hope you enjoy watching my mental health deteriorate over fictional characters (occasionally non fictional too)

If you're here for the heated rivalry twitter au here's a link to the masterpost (updated semi regularly) - there's no tag list so follow the tag #barbies twitterverse for new posts!

I only ever post on tumblr or AO3 (my account is ladyofthesun) so if you see anything of mine floating around the internet then please let me know

FAQs - I've answered most of these asks multiple times now so hopefully the tumblr search function works if you want a more in depth explanation!

Your header is so pretty where is it from! @hollan0v! I'm obsessed with their art style Can I make fanfic/fanwork based on your twitter au? Yes! Absolutely! Just please credit me and tag me in it so I can see! What do you use to make your tweets? The TwiNote App! Will Lily be revealed as Ilya to the public? Nope. Never! This is his little secret forever! What if some insane twitter stan doxxes him? What if he uses the same wording as a Lily tweet? What if he-? If you find that interesting and wanna write about that then please go ahead! But I won't have it be happening. Lily has plot armour! What if x character had a secret account too? Again, if you want to write that based on my au then please do! But I won't be <3 Will you be posting the entire au on AO3 so it's chronological? No, I'll update the masterpost regularly though!

I answer asks with "#saira answers" so feel free to block that tag if that's not what you want to be seeing!

My DMs are also open if you wanted to just yap about anything! I promise I'm nice!

#intro post #i know ive already made a post about palestine on this page but it needed to be said again #and its not just palestine either #that masterdoc wasn't created by me it was shared to me by someone but i would 100% recommend checking it #its very clear and lays out a ton of resources

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aslongasitsblack

Ilya Rozanov iPhone Notes Apology

ismickeyadopted

orrrr ilya and troy having to record one of these bad boys after ilya is caught saying what’s up fag on his livestream

#this got sent to me after my tags in that other post and yes. this is exactly what i was referring to.#ilya rozanov #troy barrett #heated rivalry

flyora

The Long Game version here!!!

#op i am. frothing at the mouth.#heated rivalry #the long game spoilers #fanart #hollanov

sotohpecnerefer

Simone Ashley

#truly a goddess among us #simone ashley #my wife

shaneswetbrowneyes

i actually think that what's being missed in the 'why does everyone love heated rivalry' conversation is just that it's good

it's well made, well shot, well directed, the music is interesting, the costumes are both thoughtful and subtly period accurate, the sex scenes are intentional and, again, accurate to what hooking up when you're like 18 actually feels like...the actors are of course attractive but they look like real people. the characters are varied and well fleshed out, the acting is really, really strong

so many shows and films shoot and then slot in whatever music kind of fits or could be licenced in the budget after time, but you can tell that the scenes in hr were shot with that specific music in mind. and the same intentional approach runs through the whole thing

it feels...so nice to watch a show that cares about itself

raincitygirl76

Nobody knew in advance that this show would become a massive international phenomenon. It was a mid-budget Canadian show (which means low budget by US standards) adapted from a Harlequin romance novel. The deal with HBO for US distribution rights was only signed a few weeks before it began to air.

But everybody involved treated it as if it was serious art anyway. Not just some little Canadian streaming show that might well disappear after airing. Based on a book from a genre that is usually ridiculed by people who consider themselves serious film people. The cast, the crew, the writer/director, the music supervisor, everybody. They all did their best work for love of the game.

#they all cared. and you can tell #heated rivalry

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shaneaxel

i just KNOW troy and ilya have the most vile, twitter cancel-able text conversations. they’re hockey players (insults as bonding), queer, had/have terrible fathers, became friends when they were both going through it…

troy texts ‘running late’ and ilya responds with ‘faggot.’ troy hearts the message. they send and make kill yourself jokes. they’re rating their shits. when hr-verse charlie kirk gets shot, troy is sending the video and ilya is hearting it. obviously they’re vetting dick pics but the ranking is incomprehensible. troy is making russia jokes. they’re sending sonic porn. creating convoluted bond-villain style ways to kill people (only like, 75% of the people have actually wronged them)

#does anyone rmr the one video of the shadowhunters cast on a live where one of them walks in off screen and calls the other a faggot?#and then they had to both make an apology video even tho one guy said nothing?#ive ALWAYS seen that as troy and ilya pre outing #like with troys rep it wouldn't be as funny but like. they so would.#the long game #role model #heated rivalry #troy barrett #ilya rozanov

im-cool-i-swear

Katniss Everdeen’s engagement ring being the pearl that Peeta gave her in the games send post

#BIG SNIFF #yeah.#thg #everlark

heated rivalry twitter (73/?) logically, ilya knows that no nhl players were allowed in the 2018 games. however-

#heated rivalry #barbies twitterverse #ilya rozanov #hr twt lily #lily's moots #they will never know the truth unfortunately. add it to the cryptid proof folder #this isn't canon but it IS #myilya #shane absolutely sees this and calls him immediately to ask if its a joke and that's the first person ilya ever tells #hollanov #incorrect quotes #incorrect tweets #fake tweets #heated rivalry twitter au #heated rivalry socmed au #socmed au

gaynehollander

My Shane does not keep the Rookie of the Year trophy in the trophy room. He keeps that shit on the mantle in the living room. Is it gauche? Maybe. But it allows him to rub his husband's face in it way more often than if it was locked away with the rest of their accolades.

#myshane #shane hollander #is an asshole!!!!#hollanov #heated rivalry

shaneposting

shane is literally a Boyfriend guys he’s stocking the cottage full of stuff he’d never eat bc they’re ilya’s favourite snacks and he’s driving his passenger princess around and carrying ilya’s bags and asking what he wants for dinner and waking him up in the middle of the night to be like ‘hey here’s how we can be together forever until we are old and wrinkly. do u agree yes or yes’

and even before that he’s constantly checking if his baby is okay and he’s sitting in that stairwell cuddling ilya’s jacket and he’s so desperate to hold ilya’s hand when he’s off his head on painkillers. he’s rereading old texts. he’s got his phone in his hand and he’s texting ilya when he’s literally just got off the ice after winning the cup again and that’s years before they’re even together. he’s inviting ilya to the cottage because he gets two weeks off a year and he wants to spend them both with his favourite person

he’s a loverboy! he’s spent so so long wanting to be able to connect with ilya like this and now he finally can! he was born to play hockey but also to be ilya’s boyfriend!

#they're both so boyfriend and so in denial #heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov

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cakepopsandcoffee

Shane chasing Ilya's lips.

#IF I DON'T REBLOG A HOLLANOV STAIRWELL KISS ASSUME IM DEAD #ik other kisses are in this set but those 2 are my fave so im putting this in the tag #hollanov #heated rivalry

Immaculate conception?? You're gonna get Hudson pregnant???

I could do it.

#don't doubt me on this.#hudson williams #saira answers

troy-barrett-love

An incomplete List of places where Troy Barrett had taken a nap (vaguely related to my headcanons about Troy's sleep issues):

- On the couch in Harris' office

- Under the desk in Harris' office (he didn't want to be found, it was his best bet at a hiding place)

- On a chair in Harris' office

- On the bench in the changing room after practice

- In the gym (he was working out with Shane, who said he'd be right back. He wasn't)

- In front of the dishwasher (he was waiting for it to finish)

- In his and Harris' back garden (he let Chiron out and the dog had more energy than him)

- Chiron's new dog bed (he wanted to prove it was just as comfortable as the old one)

- Bood's bathroom (he need a minute, which turned into a twenty minute nap, eventually got woken up by Luca who really needed to pee)

- On the bed mid changing the sheets

- On Shane and Ilya's back porch (Ilya said he'd be right back, he wasn't)

- On the floor in Wyatt's living room surrounded by Legos (they were building a space ship together)

There is photographic evidence of at least three quarters of these events, commonly shared in the team's group chat.

#yeah sure I'll add that to my belief system #another point in the black cat troy column #troy barrett #role model #heated rivalry #the cens have decided that if troy is wearing blackout sunglasses he will be asleep 70% of the time and to just leave him be #they're at a press conference one time and troy assumes he's just there to fill a seat #and ilya kicks him so hard under the table that troy falls off his chair

bighollanov

hudboobs 😵‍💫

#bewbs in my mouth pls.#hudson williams #heated rivalry #cast

annori

dear diary,

#im telling you. never put us in the same fucking room.#don't get me wrong i would act normal i dont wanna make him uncomfortable but also. immaculate conception may happen.#hudson williams #heated rivalry #cast

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okay so ik they've secured the rights to use the centaurs name in season two of heated rivalry, and don't get me wrong, I wanna see the team wearing that ugly ass logo on their chests so bad, but does everyone remember the reactions to this logo reveal?

cause ever since I saw it, I've been wondering how they could take this type of symbolism into s2

#jacob tierney pick up the fucking phone i have ideas.#ideally they go for the centaur. i just love to think too deeply into this shows choices #heated rivalry #hollanov #the long game spoilers #the long game #ottawa centaurs #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #okay but seriously imagine ilya with the ring on his necklace tucking it under his jersey and then this is right there on his chest #maybe im just a slut for symbolism #NO AI WAS USED TO MAKE THIS FUCK AI TO HELL I USED PIRATED PHOTOSHOP

hopeless-eccentric

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

#yall know who this is about.#no one is more disappointed by me than i am

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