ilya is the passenger princess of hollanov (harris is canonically terrified of his driving, shane’s control issues/generalized anxiety, ilya likes it, etc), but it’s crucial that shane is also a terrible driver. he’s a hockey player (intimately familiar with getting close to someone moving and deciding to collide or not), thought driving with a butt plug was fine, and he spent roughly ten years in montreal— the city of the worst drivers you’ve ever seen. shane thinks he’s a good driver, ilya thinks shane is a good driver, and everyone else is fucking terrified of them. no one carpools with hollanov, 25% because they can’t stop being sexual, 75% because they fear for their life.
#yuna would also be a horrible fucking driver. raised in montreal#first time i heard about montréal it was in reference to how they can’t drive in snow. despite how they ALWAYS get snow#inspired by my dad insisting i am a good driver. i am not#but he is marginally worse and thinks he’s a fine driver#heated rivalry#ilya rozanov#shane hollander#heated rivalry headcanon#my post
