i am out with lanterns

i know it’s not like a covert thing in the show but ive seen mob psycho like 3 times already and without fail when it goes from “mobs a quaint awkward middle schooler with a fraud mentor who lives in a cute little food themed city and has a cute little childhood crush” to “mob almost killed his brother when they were kids and it sort of created two complexes in both of them where ritsu both fawn responses his brother out of fear and resents not being special and mob suppresses his emotions so severely he physically couldn’t laugh for years and constantly felt like a danger to everyone around him” i crumple like a happy wheels character

Today the medicine ran out, and my baby Qais fell unconscious. At hospital, doctor said anemia from bleeding caused this, and I need help to get treatment before it happens again.

The doctors said severe bleeding and weakness caused this terrifying moment, and without urgent treatment it could happen again anytime, so I ask, can you help me get treatment for my baby Qais??, please donate now.

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

id: tiktok screenshot of a person looking into the camera. text on top reads "the grease in my hair seeps into my skull and whispers evil messages into my brain and then I shower and feel all bebber" end id.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO

[Image transcript: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn that a turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the Hudson River.]

i love the notion that the reason zuko hates iroh's tea so much is because iroh is giving him medicinal tea that tastes fucking nasty for his chronic pain and then like. borderline gaslighting him about it by being like "what...???? no........ this is just jasmine........ your favorite" and zuko, who is even more susceptible to being manipulated than the average person, is just like "omg wow jasmine tea tastes way worse than it did when i was a kid..... maybe tea is really gross and i am simply misremembering having a fondness for it as a child???" and then they go work in a tea shop and zuko starts drinking normal tea again so that he can recommend different blends to customers and he’s just like "holy shit why does this hot leaf juice actually taste good." and he somehow never figures out what his uncle was doing he simply thinks that he is going crazy. which is also true

As someone who drinks herbal tea for light medicinal use, I would like to add that it takes SKILL to blend and brew a tea that is both effective and tasty and often you have to sacrifice a little bit of one for the other. And sure, Iroh always loved tea and could brew his own but usually the palace servants did it for him so he didn't really get into the art of perfect brewing until he was on a rickety old ship with a severe burn victim who didn't want to take the pain meds from the ship medic but would sit for tea with his uncle and just... Iroh just wants his nephew to feel better.

maybe Phantom is the resistance against the Draag regime. like maybe Phantom is the group that finally busts the Black Parade out of MOAT. maybe they are already hacking the system and that's why we see their name flash on screen. maybe the third iteration of the tour is the Phantom storyline.

and I'm not afraid to say that this is the Killjoys tie-in

in the same way that Danger Days was supposed to be the "anti-Black Parade". because the band was feeling so much pressure from fame and success and their label. and they just wanted the opposite of that. The Black Parade is trapped in MOAT/Draag and being forced to perform and the Killjoys are their escape route. ANYWAY I'M JUST SPITBALLING