that really pretty when its on the other side of a cell phone screen. I imagine i would require my brown trousers if i were there IRL
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that really pretty when its on the other side of a cell phone screen. I imagine i would require my brown trousers if i were there IRL

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Seriously I'm getting emotional about pigeons and knighthood.
I went to Krakow last year and the pigeons there are the healthiest and beefiest pigeons I've ever seen in my life. We kept joking about it, and on the last day there we found out the reason.
Krakow has a myth about the pigeons that live in the old town. The story goes that in the 13th century when Prince Henryk IV Probus inherited the throne to Krakow, he was determined to finally unify Poland into one nation, with him as it's King. He was in a good position politically, and he was loved by his men, but he didn't have the finances to make the pilgrimage to Rome to gain the support of the Pope.
Seeing the situation, a witch approached him and offered her help. She asked his men if they truly believed in Prince Henryk. Did they trust their Prince enough to put their own lives on the line, if it meant helping him succeed?
Well his men agreed. So she raised her hand, and in an instant, they were all transformed into pigeons. They flew up to the roof of St Mary's Church, and dropped pebbles from the rooftops that turned to gold as they fell. Thus Prince Henryk could finance his pilgrimage to Rome.
But there was a catch. His men would remain in their feathered form until Prince Henryk returned with the Pope's blessing.
There's a few versions of how this ends. Some stories say that Prince Henryk wasn't as good a king as his men believed, and drank or gambled the gold away before he ever reached Rome. Others say that he did present himself to the Pope, but seeing that he was alone, the holy man refused his blessing. My favourite version is that without his men to protect him, he was attacked and killed on the road. Whatever the reason, Henryk never returned to Krakow, and his men remain enchanted to this day, keeping watch over the city and waiting for their Prince to return to them.
Pigeon knights pigeon knights I fucking love pigeon knights
i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head
like im not a freedom fighter or some blazing revolutionary i just know i have the means to provide a hot meal to others, i can donate to programs that make sure children in my neighborhood get school supplies, i can spend a little time at the library helping ppl sign up for resources they need to keep the lights on, that is a hell of a lot more than what these politicians r doing right now this very second, and u can do it to, it doesnt have to be ur whole paycheck or ur whole pantry or ur whole closet, u can spare a little, even if u cant give any of that stuff ur itself time can be spared…. u can google stuff in ur area and see where u can pitch in, sometimes all some groups near u need is more reach to help people, a few flyers passed out, a few numbers shared around, this is not rocket science

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Taking the "like a vampire but toned down for game balance purposes" implementation of dhampir and doing it with succubi instead would be such an evil thing to put on a character like hey. you've got some weak Seduction Powers whether you're into that or not. do people actually like you or are you using the evil powers on them without knowing it? are your feelings genuine or do you want to feed on the people you think you care about? haha people think you're an evil sex demon and every interaction you have with others is going to have that lingering in the background
Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop
Quick shout out to the place that inspired this post, an excellent Chinese Restaurant run entirely by a single family of 1st generation immigrants from Hunan, where My Father used to take me and My Brother after we’d go to the beach, which closed permanently the year my son was born
HAZY NOSTALGIC FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES
Time, she is, how do you say, Relentless, no?
"The Ancients were capable of wondrous things, but they often made mistakes, and 'dungeons' are the outcome of those mistakes" is a common conceit in dungeon-crawling fantasy, but the Ancients' fuckups are typically framed as products of hubris or madness. I want to see a setting where they messed up for the same reason that real-world engineering and public works projects often come to horrifying ends. The safety reports were suppressed because the architect was somebody's cousin. The plans clearly called for unobtanium rods, but a malfeasant contractor swapped them for mudanium and pocketed the difference. Somebody got sick of having to re-summon the hellgate each dawn and propped it open with a shoe.
German hunting knife, 19th century

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my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits
vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.
vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone
"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"
"because of The Curse?"
"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"
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tag the ship
do you guys also have this ship but you like them as exes more than actually being in a relationship?
Yes
No
New aesthetic: Arctic hares when they're coat is only half done shedding and they look a little fucked up
Arctic foxes also do this!
Also, consider. A magical version of the bends. Whenever someone from a non- or low-magical land has to go into a very magic rich forest or land or dimension, having to take breaks to let their bodies adjust to the new magic exposure or else their blood will boil in their veins or they'll Transform
actually the bends only kicks in when you try to LEAVE the high pressure area. or in this case, magic rich area?
Getting deeper and deeper into feywilds and knowing that however deep you get, it’s gonna take twice as long to escape without magic tearing its way out of you
I'm redesigning Solana :) I also have to choose a new name as a result. Which is fine, because I never felt like Mondragon fit her as well as I would have liked. I'm going to take some North African inspiration this time, instead of Latin American

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Shouldn't large amounts of old and disabled people in a country be the sign of good? That means that your healthcare is at least good enough to keep disabled people alive and for a long time.
If all the people in a society are able bodied then you failed as a society because it means all your disabled people have died
Year of the horse girl