breaching of the beyond

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

Flat Fuck and his big beautiful plastic wife

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists