Cursed Doll

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

im gonna need you able bodied motherfuckers to stop comparing the extreme pain and exhaustion that comes with using a manual chair to being in a car for 8 hours. not even remotely the same thing.

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

encourage and uplift your fellow bloggers

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

(when the nurse pulls on the blue latex gloves) na'vi pandora… "i see you"

waiting patiently for the big guys to be done smashing so i can dart in and scavenge a few smithereens

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i'm a normal bloke. i live on a planet, i eat organic matter. and i infect any astronauts who touch me.