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Not nearly enough âSirius Black makes himself at home in Privet Drive because thereâs nothing the Dursleys can do to get him to leaveâ fic out there, and itâs a crying shame.
Harry just rolling up like WHADDUP THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FAMILAR HE EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTS ME BY MAULING PEOPLE WHO THREATEN ME. And Sirus dog-charades AND THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT COUCH YOU CAN SIT ON THE FLOOR FUCKERS. You know what else is good âDudley gets on top of how fucked up his parents are fasterâ fic, and i feel like âSirius Lives at Privet Driveâ dovetails nicely into this:
Dudley, age 14 and realizing his motherâs Loving-but-Ill-advised cooking is setting him up for some serious health problems, and that heâs tall enough to look his dad in the eye now, so his previous rationale of âIf heâs hitting Harry heâs not Hitting Meâ doesnât hold up now, and goes full Eye of The Tiger to cope.
This means Sirus gets dragged along on a lot of Parent-avoiding âWalkiesâ
So many that one evening after a fight Dudley is trying to round up Harry and Sirius for a cooldown run and Sirius groans âOh youâre big lads you can jog to the tesco on your own.â from the couch Thereâs a hot moment of silence.
âHeâs a Magic Dog.â Says Harry.
âWhat do you mean your dog is a 40-year-old man?â âWhat do you mean your Dadâs BFF?â âWhat do you mean convicted criminal?â What do you mean WIZARD HITLER WANTS YOUR HIDE??â â..Shit I gotta up my workout routine.â âYouâre not gonna punch Voldermort out Dudley.â âNot with these wimpy biceps I wonât.â
Shitâs getting increasingly tense in the house so when Ron announces they have tickets to the Quidditch World Cup Harry has to ask âHey, can Dudley come too?â
Dudley might be short on wizarding skills but one thing heâs learned at Fancy rich boy School is the art of Schmooze. They meet Corneilus Fudge and Dudley charms the hell out of him. Fudge doesnât even realize heâs not a Wizard.  Harry tries to impress upon him the âVOLDERMORTâS ALIVE WITH A CULT DIPSHITâ upon him and nearly ends up in tears before Dudley takes his arm and whispers âLet me Handle This.â
Thirty minutes later Corneilus is organizing a Task Force of Aurors.Â
âWhat the fuck do they teach you there?â asks Harry. âOh, buttering egos, Trigonometry, grift, the usual.â âWhatâs Trigonometry?â Asks Ron, walking with them on a field trip through Muggle London for Nandos. Dudleyâs Uncle âGerald Whiteâ is supervising them itâs fine. Dudley stares for a moment. âYou guys⌠are learning math, along with your Divination and Transmorfigication and whatsits, right?â There is an awkward silence. Even Sirius considers morphing back into a dog to avoid this conversation. âOh for fucks sake.â Sighs Dudley, texting Hermionie to see if she brought her Muggle textbooks along.
(She Did)
IDK what happens when the school year starts but I love the idea of âWell some snitch (Snape) might notice if Sirus is hanging around, so instead he goes with Dudley to Fancy Rich Boy School. Maybe theyâre short a teacher there and he can reccomend his friend Remus, currently out of work for reasons that arenât his faultâŚ
I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchildâs science fair, being the ultra proud grandfatherâŚ.and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.
Canon
âThat is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!â
the kids would love him.
Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this
All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, âpretendingâ not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (âgone on to some boarding school in Scotland,â the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, âthey didnât seem the typeâ), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good.Â
âAnd this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a⌠rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesnât flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!â *looks around* âYou, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!â
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This is so wholesome.Â
Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.
After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he usesââsecrets!â he tells anyone who asksâbut theyâre beautiful. Theyâre coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.
Arthur Weasley the Science Fair-y Grandpa Â
This is the kind of HP content I signed up for.
AU where Dumbledoreâs Army uses the Chamber of Secrets instead of the Room of Requirement
Ultimate security as Harry is the only one capable of opening it.Â
Myrtle proudly spending her time acting as a guard/lookout.Â
Later, Harry diligently teaching Ron, Hermione, and a few choice others, like Neville, how to mimic parseltongue so that they can open it too.Â
Muggleborns experiencing vicious satisfaction that theyâre using this chamber as a place of education and defense, reclaiming the very space Slytherin built to rid the school of their presence.Â
Hermione methodically dismantling the basiliskâs corpse, covertly selling the priceless ingredients to potion masters, using the funds to continue their work - buying books and battle robes and new wands for those who canât afford it.Â
(Hermione saving a portion of those ingredients for her own research, straightening in triumph when she learns what basilisk venom does to horcruxes, knowing she has vials of it hidden up in her room).Â
Harry reverently adding the Chamber of Secrets to the Marauderâs Map, proudly continuing his familyâs work and reveling in the difference theyâre making.Â
These students - these kids - choosing to train in a dark, horrifying place that was never meant for them. Learning spells amongst shadows, growing stronger in inches of murky water, the smell of a decomposing corpse in their noses, memories of all that had happened here haunting them. They know this is what war is really like and it helps to push them forward. Â
Updating this because people have brought up some REALLY GREAT plot-holes and I like trying to flesh out my AUs sooooooooâŚ
Ginny is the one who suggests using the Chamber. Of course she is. Harry isnât the type to think of that, but for Ginny⌠for Ginny the Chamber still haunts her dreams, too often, and sheâs furious that a part of the castle is restricted to her - a part of her home that she wants to avoid. She suggests the Chamber, partly for the DAâs benefit, mostly for her own.Â
Visibility is a concern - what if someone sees them going into the girlâs restroom? They think itâs a serious issue until Ron starts laughing. No one comes near that bathroom anymore, he says. Not ever. It was barely an issue while brewing a month long polyjuice potion, Ron and Harry popping in and out to add ingredients or to stir. Now though? Now that Myrtle has stepped up her game (shrieking, flooding the room if someone unwanted comes near), now that Hogwarts is infused with rumors that Harry fought a basilisk right in there, now that the nearby corridor still has a bloody, horrifying message that even the professors havenât been able to erase*⌠well, students avoid the area like the plague.Â
Even if they didnât, the House Elves help them out. Dobby did, after all, suggest the Room of Requirement before Ginny brought up the Chamber. Who better than the workers who see but are not seen to help the DA keep watch?Â
The castle helps too. By now it knows Harry and desperately wants to protect its students. More than once Umbridge follows a DA member, only to find the staircase moving unexpectedly, taking her in another direction entirely. Sometimes thereâs even a door directly beside the lavatory - appearing out of nowhere - that students can slip inside if they feel the needâŚÂ
Getting out is the other concern. At first they think to bring brooms or levitate one another out⌠but thatâs just not practical. Then, one of the Hufflepuffs asks the obvious and yet oddly illusive question: how did Salazar get out? They start a search and by the end of the day theyâve found at least four hidden exits.Â
One exit leads out into the Forbidden Forest, a space thatâs not nearly as terrifying as it once was. Harry speaks quietly to Firenze and secures the help of the centaurs for when they need safe passage late at night. One day they encounter a group of acromantulas⌠and Harry learns of Hagridâs strict new rule - friends of Hagrid are never food, no matter how easy the prey. The students donât realize it, but theyâre slowly gaining allies. Those in the forest begin to take notice of the children who walk both bravely and respectfully through their trees.Â
(And one day when theyâre too tired to walk back, a familiar blue car pulls up and throws open its doors. Ron cheers like a maniac. Ginny laughs and threatens to tell their dad).Â
Though the exists are great, itâs Hermione who realizes the Chamberâs true benefit - it lies outside of Hogwartâs apparition zone. How can it not? Godric, Helga, and Rowena didnât know of its existence when they first made the wards. So now the DA can go with ease, they just canât pop in from anywhere else in the castle. Which is, admittedly, perfect. Apparition lessons begin in earnest.Â
(And during the Battle of Hogwarts, DA members take Slytherin students by the hand - those who wouldnât, couldnât, fight their own families. They take them down to the Chamber and tell them to apparate out. Leave while you still can. Keep safe).Â
 Harry realizing that parseltongue is easily imitated and coming up with an actual password that has to be spoken, one linked to a spell too. It helps that the snakes around the entrance are semi-sentient and are loyal to their new master. They know whoâs meant to go down there and whoâs not.Â
Neville joking one day that they should be learning how to use swords, considering thatâs how the original battle down here was won. Harry takes it seriously. Not the swords bit, but using physical/muggle fighting techniques on wizards who are too reliant on their magic. They begin reading up on hand-to-hand combat and knives.Â
Harry needing to test their progress and getting a really stupid idea⌠but honestly, those often work out in his favor. So one sunny, Saturday morning - when everyone else is lounging outside - Harry sneaks the DA into the third floor corridor. Fluffy is gone, as is the mirror, but the rest remains, no doubt left in case Dumbledore ever had to guard something else precious. Hermione, Ron, and Harry spend the day supervising, teaching their peers how to react under pressure, think through situations, and rely on one anotherâs skills.Â
And then one day things get weird (because they always do with Harry) when he realizes that the miniature chamber the basilisk was kept in is the only part of their hideout theyâd yet to explore. See, given their rarity, itâs unsurprising that wizardkind knows so little about basilisks - not that they reproduce asexually or that only a parseltongue can hatch the egg. So when Harry crawls into the chamber, and finds a strange egg-like object nestled there, that begins pulsing a soft green color in his presence, and when he basically says, âWhat the hellâŚ?â out loud, and when it comes out in parseltongue because he is surrounded by snake thingsâŚwell, letâs just say a few minutes later Harry crawls back out, very sheepish, a baby basilisk cooing around his neck. He laughs pretty shakily and mutters something about finding their mascot.Â
(And they name the beast - because of course they do - and Hermione invents a soft device to cover its eyes and feeding it is an absolute horror⌠but they do grow to love their âmascot.â And during the Battle - when Harry is off in the forest and Hogwarts is losing badly - no one is more surprised than the Death Eaters when Ron and Hermione come tearing out of the school riding a goddamn fully grown basilisk. Hermione rips off the cover on its eyes and sets to work).Â
* âIn the book, it says that Filch could not get the messages written by Ginny off of the wall. It is unknown if he ever did, and it has not been mentioned since.â
Fucking love this
I SAW THIS BEFORE THE ADDITION AND ITâS SO MUCH BETTER
I love this and hate to be a spoil sport but if you can apparate into the chamber of secrets wouldnât voldemort have told the death eaters at the end of goblet of fire? Considering he was once the heir to Slytherin.
love this so much!!!! (i agree with the apparation adjustment though; you canât apparate anywhere in hogwarts)
So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isnât a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but itâs a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like âNO!â or, âWe canât have a Slytherin champion!â or demanding a retry. But heâs a Slytherin- heâs been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesnât really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time heâs also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins donât forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesnât care what house theyâre form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting âThis is for Cassius!â
Imagine Harry returning with Warringtonâs body, and the crowd realizes whatâs happened, but Warringtonâs parents donât show up. Thereâs no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.
Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. Theyâre terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because theyâre pureblood, they realize that he does not care.
Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledoreâs Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter.Â
Imagine the shock when theyâre told what heâs really done.
Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.
Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.
Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They canât let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.
Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.
Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemortâs right-hand man, and theyâre slowly hitting the breaking point.
Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents wonât be killed.
Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.
Imagine the final siege on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins know their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.
Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.
Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and itâs in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.
#i do enjoy cedric #but this would have been immensely wonderful in many ways (via batty4u)
Imagine a story in which Harry wasnât in love with his fellow championâs girlfriend, but after her boyfriendâs death just hugs her so long, so hard, and says âhe wanted to win for you. You should knowâyou should know he won, he did it for youâ and gives her the best hug and shoulder he knows how to be because her parents arenât there either and she must know why.
Imagine Harry staring over her head at everyone else until Hermione steps upâit doesnât take long, but it takes long enough that when she does all eyes are on her as a source of motionâand says âweâre never going to forget this. Theyâre not going to get away with itâ and the girlfriend just latches onto Hermione and everyone is in wands-out stance convinced sheâs about to attack the shit out of Hermione, and then the girlfriend stares into her eyes and says âdo you promise meâ and Hermione just gives her this super-firm nod and says âI promiseâ and the girlfriend just collapses on her, sobbing.Â
Imagine Dumbledore trying to give some flowery speech about inter-wizard solidarity while glossing over why, because Slytherins have always been a touchy subject, and Ron gets to his feet and says âProfessor, I need to say something importantâ and Dumbledore is so surprised he just cedes the floor, and Ronâafter that awkward moment when he realizes everyone is staring at himâsays he didnât know Warrington particularly, but he knows how Warrington and Harry played. That each was always cheering on the other. Both wanted to win, but neither was willing to undercut the other by underhanded means. He finishes up saying âI thinkâI think itâs important everyone should know he died being what a champion should be. Because he could have abandoned Harry and instead he stood up with him to play the game the honest way, and he died for it. Andâand Slytherin House should be proud, and we should all be proud, because Warrington was a good bloke.â He sits back down all flustered because he didnât actually stand up meaning to make a speech. And then Pansy Parkinson stands up before Dumbledore can take back control of the room and says âI want to tell Weasley thank you.â And all of Slytherin House raises a glassâto Warrington, to Weasley, to Potterâand the other houses follow suit. Many years later, Wizarding scholars will say that was the moment Voldemort truly lost.
Imagine later that summer. Harry gets several owls on his birthday, all unsigned. The birds are plump and pretentious and well-cared-for. He will never know which Slytherins sent him their treasures: parchments with hexes developed by the Death Eaters; a strange locket that will only open if he whispers a special spell but that always shows him the picture he most needs to see; a page torn from a potions book that, brewed properly, will allow him extra time to summon a Patronus by giving him a few crucial seconds not just of happiness but of bliss. It doesnât matter. Harry knows these gifts not as birthday gifts but for what they really are, and he treasures the locket and copies out the potion to send to Hermione and Mrs. Weasley, and when first summoned by the Order of the Phoenix he marches straight up to Dumbledore with the hexes and says âI canât tell you where I got these, Professor. But theyâre in use by the Death Eaters and I think you should have them.â Months later, Sirius will recognize the spell Bellatrix shoots at him, and will dive out of the way just in the nick of time.
The final battle. Everyone is there. Sirius somehow ends up herding a group of Slytherins. They all stare at him and he at them, across a centuries-old divide Voldemort has only succeeded in deepening. Then he remembers the hexes. Harryâs locket, now tucked under Siriusâ shirt because Harryâs friends are with him in this battle but most of Siriusâ are dead. The moment that happiness potion saved Remusâ life, his very soul. Snapeâs final words to Harry, finally seen not as mockery but real true advice. What Harry said Voldemort saidâhis first words in his new form. They are kids, and they are sharing the same kind of hurt he once wouldnât admit to, watching his mother burn his name off the family tree. âWhen we go in there, itâs going to be hell,â he tells the Slytherins. âSome of you are probably going to die. I might go down too, and if I do I want your best curser in the front. But I want you all to remember one thing. There are no spares.â Later retellings of the battle never fail to mention the moment a group of angry, screaming teens burst into the Great Hall, wearing their green and silver as the badge of honor it should be, shouting NO SPARES, NO SPARES at the tops of their voices in between hexes and curses and the occasional physical punch. When Hermione is present, she always interrupts the storyteller to be sure everyone knows about the moment Blaise Zabini shoved her to the floor, dropped on top of her, fired off three curses in rapid succession and said âstay alive, Granger, we need youâ before jumping back to his feet and vanishing into the meleeâhow, for all anyone knows, those may have been his last words, and she will not let his sacrifice go unnoted.Â
The aftermath. Malfoy holds out a hand to Sirius, badly injured on the floor. Sirius asks how Malfoy is willing to trust him. Malfoy nods at his chest. âYouâve got my godfatherâs locket,â he says, and when Sirius and Harry finally speak after the battle Harry gives his full agreement to the very first thing out of Siriusâ mouth. They give the locket to Malfoy. Sirius grits his teeth and closes his eyes and opens them and says âHe probably saved my life, giving Harry that.â He doesnât say thank you. Malfoy hears it anyway.
The school reopens under a single banner: the four Houses united. The House rivalry is reduced to just thatâa competition in funâwith those deep divides slowly healing to scars, and eventually away to nothing at all.
Imagine it.
When we stand, we stand united as one
And then there would be no hope for any uprising of evil, no users of the dark arts would dare to attack. There would be no neglected Slytherins turning to a darker cause. The unity Cassius Warringtonâs death caused would come to save the world, time and time again, as would-be-Voldemorts find no followers. No children will ever have to fight their parents, or family. There would always be peace.Â
oh christ somebody added to it and now iâm a soggy emotional wreck
Iâm crying because this is what slytherins should have been and truly are
âAND THIS IS WHY MY PET PEEVE IS WHEN PEOPLE SAY SLYTHERINS ARE âTHE BAD GUYSâ

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Welcome to Hogwartsâ first Quidditch game of the season.
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u cannot honestly tell me that the holyhead harpies arenât a staple of lesbian witch culture, to the point where âdoes she root/play for the harpies?â is a euphemism for asking if a woman is gay. this is 100% fact.
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the quibbler branches out into a video series
quibbler unsolved, starring luna and hermione
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hogwarts memes
- everyone answering âno, iâm fredâ to âare you [insert Y/N]â even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts âpower bottomsâ - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting âspank me daddyâ at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] thatâs a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall
- POTTER
- ever since snapeâs âbottle fame, brew fortuneâ speech students just go on and on with it - âflambĂŠ success, bake brillianceâ âCan you tutor me in charms?â âTUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTĂ EXCELLENCE.â
- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff
- remember that game where someone yells âSHATNERâ and you have to overact? same thing except itâs âTRELAWNEYâ and you have to use whatever youâre holding to make a ludicrous prediction
- a more popular variation is âLOCKHARTâ to make up a pompous story about using whatever youâre holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]
- calling hippogriffs âleggy birbsâ
- âOur beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen DecapitationâŚâ
- shitty incantations ( âThe Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.â )
reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD
-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthorâŚ
-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI
-âiâd rather be petrifiedâ
-âso a shack gets to scream and itâs all normal and haunted, but when i do it iâm disturbing class and a nuisanceâ
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING âA BRIEF HISTORY OF TIMEâ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that âmagicâ exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? Itâs always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that heâs doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
always reblog science wizard
always
tiny small bisexual harry having a crush on oliver wood and 100% not realising it cause he never really consider himself bi at the age of 11, but many years later he runs into oliver somewhere just to realise âjesus fuck is that what that was??â
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Molly and Arthur Weasley raised seven kids on one government salary.
Molly and Arthur Weasley raised those seven children to be courageous and loyal and kind.
Molly and Arthur Weasley were purebloods who made it a point to be known as âthe biggest blood traitors there areâ.
Molly and Arthur Weasley raised Fred and George during their accidental magic stages without letting the house burn down.
Molly and Arthur Weasley treated Harry as their own child, not because of his fame, but because he was Ronâs friend and he was in desperate need of a family.
Molly and Arthur Weasley made sure that everyone who entered their home felt loved and cared for and well fed.
Molly and Arthur Weasley won money and spent it on a family trip to see their son and help their daughter out of the depression she was sinking into.
Molly and Arthur Weasley sent Easter eggs and Christmas sweaters and fudge to their children while making sure to include enough for friends.
Molly and Arthur Weasley went out of their way to secure two tickets to the Quidditch World Cup on top of the eight for their own family, just to ensure that Hermione and Harry were included.
Molly and Arthur Weasley warned Harry about Sirius Black and tried to keep him with them after Voldemortâs return and tried to shield him from Order business because they remembered how young he was, how utterly unfair it was for the world to expect so much from him.
Molly and Arthur Weasley are so damn important.
Arthur Weasley was supposed to die and JK Rowling couldnât bring herself to kill him because he was the only living example in the entire series of a good father.
Molly Weasley made Harry eat third helpings of every meal, despite how difficult it may have been for their family just to put food on the table, because she knew that his guardians often deprived him of meals as punishment.
Molly and Arthur Weasley ARE DAMN IMPORTANT.
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