don't forget: you're here forever

Everybody always asks ‘Wei Wuxian where is your zombie’ and ‘Wei Wuxian can you keep your zombie under control’ and nobody ever asks ‘Wei Wuxian HOW is your zombie’

qinyao is actually so funny because you have to remember that they presumably had some very enthusiastic pre marital sex and were helplessly devoted to each other and then they got married and he Never Touches Her Again. like what is qin su thinking?? my husband... only like unmarried women? did something happen? he hates what pregnancy has done to my body? like even if she finds out he's gay that still doesn't make sense. qin su holds up the rusong baby making sex as like a really long time! they were trying to get pregnant! that takes Multiple tries! it presumably was really good for both of them! and then they get married and he just never does it again. you have to imagine qin su thinking like: is this a thing all jin men do? never want to sleep with their wives?

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

Beautiful

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.