there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders