2% milk, 98% bad jokes.

(mollymauk): oh, that wasn’t a drunk text.

Boku no Macademia fans dont know the classics 

Being drunk vs Being high

To my twitch followers, make sure you install adblock so twitch’s new awful mandatory midroll ads don’t interrupt you at random!

Talks Machina: a very serious show

im high and losing it a little over this

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

this is people with 4 letter name oppression. my name is now just Fuck. height of comedy.

If I go full name it’s Fuckph. Which just sounds like I have a weird lisp. I have no more fuckph to to give. I’m freph out of fuckph. 

this is so beautiful especially given the state of the piano and where it's left,, how they gave it life again and also the song choice i cried watching this yeah

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives).