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@o-mmries
‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

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hey :( I’m in this post and I don’t like it
Reblog and put in the tags at what point you start thinking of someone as a friend and not just an acquaintance
if y'all were a fictional character, why would tumblr deem you bad representation for your gender/sexuality

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TO PROVE THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE,
I SAWED THIS POST IN HALF!
My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.
My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT
She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar
My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!
My ancestors being like:
Look at this fine young lady! She can paint she can sew and embrody, she sings and read
And without a wealthy father to pay for that, plus she is florid in the body! She doesn’t know hunger!
We did it!
Me: /wearily studying/
My Ancestors: TRULY SH— what? They? A little unorthodox, but reasonable I suppose. TRULY THEY PROSPER, FOR THEY LIVE IN A DWELLING WITH MANY ROOMS AND ONLY THEIR SPOUSE TO SHARE IT WITH! THEY HAVE DOGS WHO DO NOT PERFORM A FUNCTION! THEY HAVE MANY BOOKS AND DO NOT HAVE TO SPIN THEIR OWN YARN! THEY BATHE AT A WHIM WITH GENTLE SOAP FREE OF LYE! OUR DESCENDANT BRINGS HONOR AND PRIDE TO OUR LINEAGE!
Me: /yawns and sips my coffee/
My Ancestors: /cheer wildly/
Your ancestors would be very proud of you, if they kept up with changing ideas of personal liberty. This is very true.
this. this is my favorite tumblr post
normal halloween fantasy world w/ vampires & monsters & all that good jazz but the skeletons are just normal people who happen to be deceased but stuck around
like ghosts get the option to stay w/ their corpses instead of passing on so now everyone’s family is made up of like 3 living generations and your great-aunt Bernadine
sometimes family members die but decides to like. stick around. there’s a polite period of seclusion while their corpse goes through the decaying process, bc of hygiene reasons. then once the bits and pieces fall away you get a nice clean skeleton haunted by the un-aging spirit of a family member. and it’s not like they’re another mouth to feed, so they just spent their afterlife being passed around by relatives and offering free babysitting i guess
But, you know, you can technically speed up the decaying process. I could go feed a big ass murder of crows. And then have a nice bleach bath to get rid of the itty-bitty bits that got stuck. And then go to a bone engraver to get very unique designs, to make sure its hard to fake my identity. And also to be a really cool tattooed skeleton. I’d get back to my family after a week tops. The future grandchildren could color in my cool tattoos.
Fuck you, now I want to be a cool ghost skeleton. And I can’t. Fuck you
1. everything about this comment is good and right, catch me laying my skeleton out to feed the birds
2. i completely FORGOT bones could be CARVED, and for that i am shamed
gonna be the most badass skeleton babysitter
if you were a bare skeleton anyway I bet you could just Meccano in spare bits of unoccupied bone wanna be a bone centaur? find an unhaunted horse skeleton & stretch your legs
art prompt: BONE CENTAUR
I know your whole shtick is cursed-content but I couldn’t help but make something a little wholesome. An elderly couple, Liam (the skeleton) and Rose (the little old lady). Liam passed away before Rose, but he chose to stick around and take care of her since they live alone.
oh my bleeding goodness i love it
“Its great great great grandpa’s turn to take care of the kids.”
This post gave me a surge of inspiration so here ya go. The big sis is painting a dragon on her old man’s arm, while the little bro is placing a flower crown on his head. Sorry its a bit blurry.
oh my goodness. i would absolutely love to see this in color if anyone is interested
The picture on the right is @simplyrobotic ’s line work, I just coloured it in, sorry for not giving credit before!
for some reason I did not register you could wear clothes as a skeleton and was very confused
Hey fag! (affectionate)
Let’s go, heteros! (derogatory)
Come on, gays, theys, and babes! (affectionate)
breeders (derogatory)

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Not me forgetting pride month is a thing this year
aizawa brain rot part two
@o-mmries
god I want this man to rail me on the kitchen counter
QUICK WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RN
ANSWER AND TAG THREE PEOPLEEEEE AHHHH
UHH IM LISTENING TO 21 GUNS BY GREEN DAY??
FUCK UHH @anarchicmartyr @natsuonii @tenyagf
I’M LISTENING TO MY FRIENDS ARE ROBOTS BY ARRESTED YOUTH
UUUHHHH I TAG: @sightoru @katslutski @unmeiii
WHY ARE WE YELLING??
UHHHHH IM LISTENING TO PEPE SILVIA BY PERSPECTIVE, A LOVELY HAND TO HOLD
im tagging : @dearestdynamight @suzuki-violin-school and @tamakisbunnygirl
GOOD FORM BY NICKI MINAJ 😤
tagging: @the-grimm-writer @nasti-bnha
Ahhh 100 Bad by Tommy Genesis!! 💕
tagging: @misterhoneyyandere @h0twingzwh0re @sawamooora
Oops! By Yung Gravy bc we can have a lil misogyny, as a treat 😌
Tagging: @snuggleyourredpandas @natsuonii @kat-unzel
Oh Death by SUGR? 🥰
@wootato @garbagepale-kid @sokka-simp
Bajakdjja this is so intense omg
N e wayz No Room for a Nihilist in Hollywood by Peachy! ☺️
@1-800-s1mping @smexy-goose @qui-02
the last shanty by derina harvey band!!!!!!!!!
@annoyinglyseveredefendor @torristrey @lil-dane @kirishimas-manly-eyeliner
Retrograde by James Blake
@void-of-erebos @but-why-plz @enby-ichi
Land of Morytha Ambience & Music from Xenoblade Chronicles 2
@official-lucifers-child @becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot @one-time-i-dreamt
horse with no name, by america
anyone can do this??
Memento mori most important thing in the world by Will Wood
Why is this on my dash @yourneighborhooddisaster
OH ah fuck
The Kid I Used to Know by Arrested Youth
@genderfluidmoma @briandthemoon @aroace-energy
Shit! I would have played a happier song if I knew this was coming...
Two by Sleeping at Last
@the-snake-god @venus-virgil77
Say amen, Saturday night, panic! at the disco
@feet-anonymous @shadowylemon @trashprinceofmoxiety-mrtransboi
Can you feel my heart by Bring Me The Horizon
@hatty-blue @logicallysoft @logically-blue @logans-choking-kink
FUCK UUUUH OK OVERTUE BY AJR
@neon-luminescence @a-random-artist-on-thishellsite @coldmooncheesecake
Aaaahhhhhh
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off(long ass name btw) by Panic! At The Disco
@bwillder @bucket-of-bisexual-grass @the-world-burns-around-me
Good Grief by Bastille
@o-mmries @thevillageidiot @megzillasirenx
Dkfififksk uhhhhh just one yesterday by bastille
love too big for she goddamn heart
My Photo misha manipulation ^^
There was an excellent pun opportunity here and you ran it over with your Honda Civic

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snail picrew my sis found. look at this funky dude
make a snail. sometimes there is a slug. カタツムリを作ります。時々スラッグがあります。これは期待外れはありません snails by MMD / MMDはこれを作りました ( https://mango-dolphin.tumblr.
dont have to if u dont wanna btw :DD @ven-anything @b1uejey @the-wholesome-hanako-san @delicate-banana-youth !!!!
God-like!
No pressure: @lokifangirlsunite @vibinhomiesexual @milo-emlen @gremlin-academic @anyone
You think any other snail would win against mine? WRONG!
@too-much-chaos @bwillder
Do yo things
My snail has the power of a pretty strong snail
@o-mmries @thevillageidiot
Slug ftw
i’m starting a game
Type your username with your eyes closed and tag 4 people
I’ll go first:
iparis-is-parjs
@warcrossheadcanons @tracywarcross @txal-sharky @that-one-goddy-trot
i-ate-uour-ojeecaps
@oh-pog-its-frog @smol-satan @micho-p and @staygolden-studios
oh-pod-irs-frog
not bad lol
@axe-the-ultimate-crisis @thevoidsystem @no-i-in-heterosexual @ohdamitsme
thwciysararwv
uhh… not even close.
@ooooitsblue @lumiicriesinthiscorner @lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently @filthyhobbithalfbreed
i wasn’t tagged but hi
vampiet -obrtlotf
u h
@friiday-thirteenth @bloodintheflowers @makncheeseee05 @room-97 @heephop @mightybackpain @literally-just-kirby-sideblog @cafe-casualties
frudat#rfherre g
vv sexy
@fortheloveof1776 @theendisnear-buygold @vpow
theendisnear-vuygold
better than expected
@milo-emlen @gay-war-crimes @moss-eyes
,oss-eyes
yes my favorite plant, oss
@lesbiancryptiid @crypt1dm0thman @rottingmoldyflower @manedwolfdreams
manrfeppfdreaks
oh.
@mellowrat21 @acidsnow12 @sun-shad0w @nessisbab
mellowrarwq
oh, almost.
@ara-the-fangirling-author @potato-chip @tinytit-jpg @salfisherismykink
Pi5q5oD"^€₩
Where did i go wrong
@jus-me-yanno @o-mmries @mrkanman @crystallizedtwilight
pleaahsjjdj chip how did you screw up so bad
ok
o'??=>=#
....where did I go wrong
@bwillder @thevillageidiot @theramblingvagrant @lesbian-thesbian666