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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

im getting a lot of heated comments on this and i just wanna make it clear: yeah this is a pet peeve of mine but its really not that big of a deal, so if you see anyone doing this maybe try screaming really loud and lunging at them and grabbing them by the throat and bashing their head in with rocks

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

please don't piss me off i need to be a sweetie pie to keep my heart alive

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

i love to learn. unfortunately my brain doesn’t like to remember