Be kind, of confusing

#dirtworld

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

Gave absolutely terrible dick the other day in the heatwave well not terrible but I got overheated and couldn't stay hard #old #flop

Item: Duo Tang Folder of Infinite Spaghetti

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

Studying my course and seeing how well I’m doing and how clearly this is the right next step for me is making me realise how much I fucking hate my current job

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

it not his fault. he’s just an over-energized toddler who doesn’t understand the english language or boundaries and who is having so much fun every day of his life

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me