my eyes have been replaced by moss

you people will reblog anything

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

y'all ever just in the mood to mutilate a .jpeg

H O N S E

THE ORIGINAL??

girls i don't know how many "ill figure it out"s ive got left

that thing looks like it has severe anxiety

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

OP is an optimist

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me