1. inject the bong water

何見てんのよー！

Lois Tonkin, 1996

it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this

almost done I bet

The binturong of fruit salad

Then, when I was six, my parents DRUGGED ME WITH COUGH SYRUP on Christmas Eve so they could get me out of my old bed in the middle of the night and build my new bunkbed. They then put me in the new bed ON THE TOP BUNK and waited for me to wake up Christmas morning. I did wake up. Eighteen inches from a ceiling that I had previously only seen from several feet away at the closest. I screamed, flailed, almost fell out of the bed, and managed to save myself by clinging to the outside of the railing until my brain reset enough to climb out of bed properly. I did not find out about the drugging portion of this until I was nearly thirty.

Tumblr: ...babe, you good?

The floor hole in question.

Giant cloud and little ball of dryer lint

here you go sir

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

noonoo….

I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

u/Santas-CuntsAHoeHoe

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

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