1. inject the bong water

if i reblog videos with annoying audio its because i rarely turn the volume up unless i expect animal sounds

ok tbh the bad thing about home cleaning as a job is not the cleaning, its the stupid ass schedule made up by 1. customers 2. someone who made the "estimate visit" 3. the guy building those schedules. like bruh if youve got 70m2 with two rooms vs. 70m2 with three rooms, it is faster if theres only two rooms. if theres carpets/rugs its slower. if there's stairs involved its slower. if you take out the trash its slower. if theres dishes its slower. if theres a lot of furniture its slower. if theres a double bed its slower. if youre with a new worker (me <3) its slower. if the customer wants something additional done its slower. if your baby threw their food against the kitchen wall and you just let it dry there its slower. sometimes the guy making the schedules is stupid as fuck and doesnt check how long it takes to drive from one house to the next. sometimes the customer is paying for an hour but doing everything in an hour is impossible. I WILL DO EVERYTHING GLADLY! IM GETTING PAID FOR DOING IT!!! BUT HOLY SHIT i want to do it properly! i want to clean! not sweat and tremble!! aough?!