1. inject the bong water

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

waking up in 4 hours for a physically demanding job <3

i have to get up in an hour, i would rather eat glass :)

i (barely) survived and i never want to clean a single fucking window again <3

FUCK WE ARE CLEANING SOME FUCKASS WINDOWS ON THURSDAY TOO

waking up in 4 hours for a physically demanding job <3

i have to get up in an hour, i would rather eat glass :)

i (barely) survived and i never want to clean a single fucking window again <3

@creatures-in-posts is this a creature?

They’re all creatures

shout out to the fact that The Cone Of Shame's actual name is the E-Collar. Short for the Elizabethian collar. We've come full circle lads.

@elodieunderglass

Throw them some corn!

REAL AS HELL ❗❗❗

Pokemon Heritage Post

Remembering when I visited my niece at the royal children's hospital a while back sleep deprived hungover trying to be supportive nonetheless. Her sister was being incredibly cranky and disruptive so my sister asked me to "take her to see the meerkats." Thought it was a mural or play room or something but no there's just five alive meerkats in the children's hospital. Took a wrong turn on the way back to give my other niece more time and there was a reef aquarium right there two stories tall with coral and a few hundred fish and an adult human in there cleaning the glass. Three pm on a Sunday I'm at the aquarium next to the open-air meerkat enclosure in an otherwise normal hospital.

waking up in 4 hours for a physically demanding job <3

i have to get up in an hour, i would rather eat glass :)

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow