if i reblog videos with annoying audio its because i rarely turn the volume up unless i expect animal sounds
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if i reblog videos with annoying audio its because i rarely turn the volume up unless i expect animal sounds

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mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich
"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
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Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭
Randomly remembered this and almost burst into tears
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45,500 year old wild pig cave painting. 45,500.

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some dogs are smart and. well. others are happy
The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.
#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought
Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️
today we are cleaning up an apartment which likely has piss stains, which is fine, that happens, but the info also said that the customer feels insulted very easily, can act a bit hostile and might blame us for stealing stuff so we have to be extra kind to him. which is also fine, but i dont want to make him uncomfortable, strangers coming to your home and touching your stuff can be very scary :(
ok lmao my coworker has been cleaning that one for three years and said that none of those are true
????? he was the most polite and friendly customer so far?? the apartment was mostly clean except some food crumbs and coffee drops because his hands are shaky
i have no idea who wrote the info but it was very very incorrect
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Have you played Grand Theft Auto III?
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today we are cleaning up an apartment which likely has piss stains, which is fine, that happens, but the info also said that the customer feels insulted very easily, can act a bit hostile and might blame us for stealing stuff so we have to be extra kind to him. which is also fine, but i dont want to make him uncomfortable, strangers coming to your home and touching your stuff can be very scary :(
ok lmao my coworker has been cleaning that one for three years and said that none of those are true
today we are cleaning up an apartment which likely has piss stains, which is fine, that happens, but the info also said that the customer feels insulted very easily, can act a bit hostile and might blame us for stealing stuff so we have to be extra kind to him. which is also fine, but i dont want to make him uncomfortable, strangers coming to your home and touching your stuff can be very scary :(
ok lmao my coworker has been cleaning that one for three years and said that none of those are true