just a girl on the porch with her weed, wine and blog

*trying to act natural and befriend you* have mercy on my damned soul???

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

under the right conditions

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

just got so lustful for the delicious water i was drinking i straight up inhaled some and choked

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure

her insane unhinged unapproachable behavior has bewitched me