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copepods

what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare

adorablegorilla

Holy shit a talking baby

copepods

do you know this guy

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you are know that guy

khalko

major-jamie-hill-deactivated201

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

shez-bitchy

he cheated. on his wife.

outsidersmark

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

heritageposts

date of origin: 2014

multi-fandom-nutjob

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

your-disobedient-servant

220 slutty slutty years

c3rvida3

Hop on, there's no time to explain.

stuffaboutminneapolis

bluedelliquanti

I was there yesterday! The best part was them letting kids write questions for the pencil, which were then communicated to it through an Ed, Edd n Eddy-ass tin can and string telephone.

One kid asked why the pencil was "in a cage," and the pencil replied, "so that I don't get scared and attack the crowd."

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misgenderisms-deactivated202010

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

gendergenius

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

zinnia-apologist-deactivated202

misgenderisms-deactivated202010

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

midnight-roses-candy

Very annoying how many people on here have convinced themselves of some deeply antifeminist ideas while also believing themselves to be feminists and twisting the language of feminism into incoherent justifications.

midnight-roses-candy

In particular very frustrated with how many people have noted ways in which patriarchy negatively affects some men (legitimate) and then manages to conclude this with the idea that it is the responsibility of women to fix all of it (not so legitimate). Framing more things as the exclusive/primary responsibility of women is not the feminist take you think it is.

The archetypal example of this is, of course, the recognition that due to toxic masculinity, many men do not talk much about their feelings. This is a legitimate observation, and yet it perpetually becomes twisted into "and therefore it is incumbent upon women to do all the emotional labor and be sinks for men's feelings" rather than encouraging men to emotionally support each other. Expecting women to be the gender responsible for emotional labor is not feminism but an already-extant feature of patriarchy.

midnight-roses-candy

Worse, this statement that patriarchy can harm men often ends up bleeding into "patriarchy hurts everyone equally" or "patriarchy benefits no one" which are just blatantly untrue. In order to meaningfully critique or fight against patriarchy, it is necessary to acknowledge who benefits from it and how, and conversely who is negatively affected by it and how. Any analysis that frames it as a cartoon villain: evil to everyone by design for no real reason, equally weighing on everyone and benefiting no one; is doomed.

sonny-kiddo

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S

perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle !

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile.

mahogany

*sweats nervously*

same.

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

pixelartpeach

imviotrash

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

the-haiku-bot

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bulbekuggeleh

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

threeeyedharemp3

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

vetchtibbles

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

threeeyedharemp3

stop it i was trying to be gothic

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TikTok - Make Your Day

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

alexaloraetheris

UNMUTE! UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF SHAKESPEARE!!!

rylandsgrace

Oh my god!!???

willabnormal

some misc ds9 textposts

damoclesangel

… i admit it. I danced. src

the OG (and if you don’t get it)

emetophoria

i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

emetophoria

i hope your tuesday is fine

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famouslysleepy

oh that’s good that’s clever

nyancrimew

Hey, you keep on mentioning you don't know how tumblr works. I'd be perfectly happy to lie to you if you want to know more!

ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works

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