mrrrp?

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

It’s a tony soprano summer

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@lesserknownwaifus

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

*on my knees, blindly feeling around the ground while squinting* my jerma camel cigarettes penis shirt jpg, i can't see without my jerma camel cigarettes penis shirt jpg