mrrrp?

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

i just ate a greebit

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship one of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

I can be your monkey. And this can be our circus

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