mrrrp?

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

what :-)