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Hello, uhm, I'm 10 years later but are you still trying to follow *everyone* on this website?
Nah I got like, bills and shit now

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YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!
no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?
the thing about living with mental illness for decades is that occasionally your brain will be like hey you're useless and should kill yourself and your only real reaction is cmon man right now im in the middle of something
please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

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And y’all want me to vote for this dude?
another forgotten campaign promise...
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I keep seeing long “exposés” about Chappell Roan circulating, and after actually looking into the claims, most of it feels like a mix of normal pop-star stuff, internet purity politics, and a lot of assumptions being presented as facts.
First, the whole “she’s secretly rich and faking a poor background” thing. From what’s publicly known, she grew up in Missouri with parents who ran a veterinary clinic. That’s likely middle-class or upper-middle-class, not poverty. But she never marketed herself as a “trailer park girl” either, her branding has always been “Midwest Princess.” Having piano lessons or going to music camps as a kid is also extremely normal for musicians. That’s not some scandal.
The criticism that she only developed her queer/drag aesthetic after getting industry support also misunderstands how pop careers work. Most artists refine their visuals, sound, and persona once they start working with producers and labels. That’s literally how the industry functions.
Then there’s the claim that she’s hypocritical because she’s said it’s hard to stay fully informed on global politics while touring. Some people interpret that as laziness, but the alternative is celebrities speaking confidently about complicated geopolitical issues they barely understand. Saying “I’m not an expert” is actually a more honest position than pretending to be one.
The stuff about her uncle being a Republican politician is also a huge stretch. Lots of queer people come from conservative families, myself included. Expecting someone to publicly denounce every relative with bad politics is a standard almost no public figure could meet.
There are also rumors floating around about unpaid services from a nail technician, but those appear to come from a single social media allegation and haven’t been confirmed by any reporting. Until something like that is verified, it’s just an internet rumor.
And the complaints about canceled shows? That’s unfortunate for fans, but it’s also extremely common in touring. It happens to huge artists all the time.
What’s interesting to me is the bigger pattern. When lesbian or queer women artists get big, they often face this weird expectation to be perfect activists, flawless representatives of an entire community, and morally spotless individuals , all while also being criticized if they succeed commercially. Straight pop stars rarely get their entire family tree, childhood finances, and political knowledge interrogated like this.
None of this means someone has to like her music or personality. Disliking an artist on vibes is normal. But a lot of these viral “receipts threads” aren’t really about facts... they’re about building a narrative.
At the end of the day she seems like what she actually is: a young pop artist who grew up fairly comfortable, developed a theatrical queer aesthetic as her career evolved, and is figuring out how to navigate sudden fame in public. Not a revolutionary hero, but also not the villain some people are trying very hard to make her into.
i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.
"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

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This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"
the kids aren’t cooked, you just need to hang out with them in the woods.
I mean you meet these young people trapped in their classrooms or nuclear families in paved over neighborhoods, you are going to see them at the lowest points of forced routine, atomization, gutted autonomy, academic stress, you are going to see them at their worst. you’re going to see addictive behavior. bad social skills. lashing out. uncreativity. laziness and distraction. they do look totally cooked.
you need to take them into the woods
I do outdoor education work, and within minutes of any elementary to middle schooler getting free permission to mess around with their friends in a clearing, they’re curious and driven again. they’re asking each other questions and yeeting pinecones at trees (science) and using their bodies. sometimes for evil. as is developmentally right. they want to know the names of birds! they want to teach someone pokemon! they want to build stuff and kick stuff and tackle each other and you into the snow!
they’re basically fucking institutionalized for 90% of their lives but their spirits are alive. you need to take them into the woods you need to treat them like animals with powerful inner lives and they’ll show you they are.
and you, if you feel like you’re relating too much, remember that you can also take YOURSELF to the woods
Listen, this is a really good post and a really good point. However.
The first post also reads like the witch from Hansel and Gretel giving advice to her colleagues.
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
Very curious doggo
Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.
TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD
Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and
this is so fucking cute
if I die none of y'all are allowed to make a GoFundMe in my name. If I couldn't profit off my life NEITHER CAN YOU

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u cannot unfollow me in any way that matters
ill have my people reblog it to your people
wgy do you reblog that many pictures of tommy wiseau..... is... is there a tommy wiseau fandom
as far as I’m aware I’ve never reblogged a single image of tommy wiseau in my life.
anon are you talking about gerard way??????