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Discworld Heritage Post

Aemond Targaryen will not die at the god’s eye because Edna Mode is going to see him with that 28 inch silk press flying freely outside of his helm and kill him first

meanwhile daemon is having the best day of his life he got to get drunk, sing a song, hit on his weird witch kind-of-friend who roofies him, his stepson who doesnot like him died, so now he gets to stab a bunch of people in front of Rhaenyra and aura farm and play fifa worldcup with Otto Hightower’s severed head #enrichment

[Video ID: A woman supporting a small baby sitting on a counter. The woman begins to scrub grime off a stove top with a paper towel. The baby begins laughing with unrestrained delight. The woman attempts to keep cleaning, but the baby laughs every time she does. The woman begins to laugh too, and eventually both of them are laughing too hard to do anything else. /end ID]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

The fun thing with finnish is that the most common way of saying "this is none of your business" can also be interpreted as "this is not within the reach of your hearing", as in 'you are too far away from this to hear anything', so if someone's airing out their dirty laundry LOUDLY while also being IN PUBLIC, if you butt in to the conversation and they tell you to mind your own business, you can be pedantic and go "actually I can hear y'all just fine. If it's none of my business then lower your damn voices."

editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about

sometimes after you learn what your story is about, you resolve to write a thematically appropriate sequel. this, unfortunately, means you have another section to edit, and now your story means two things. maybe more. imagine.

This post understands editing like nobody else. Everybody else delete your blogs. I want to be alone with OP so we can talk.