Takes the dick meat right off the bone

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Someone please put that fox in an N95 respirator! (Like I hope you all have tooooo)

Before you vote, do the math on what sunrise/sunset would be in your city on June 21st without DST and on December 21st with permanent DST.

i am full of love and also fatigue

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

we all have a pet terrible movie that is just a bad movie and it isn’t even camp in a fun way and we don’t even enjoy watching it but it’s right there at the forefront of your brain 24/7 taking up unwanted real estate all the time. and for me it is Alexander (2004)

I can’t think of anything good to say about the movie- actually, I can and it is so embarrassing I refuse to say it.

I will watch him for you forever