Not Unlike a Castle

“are u okay?” no i need more money

C'MON GOLDEN POTATO ...

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

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#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

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i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon