Don't forget, Watson. You won't fail me. You never

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

My English teacher saw my drawing of Wolverine telling Morph it's okay if they cum inside of him :(

I think it would be nice if everyone on here remembered that people can just lie on the Internet, that this place is infamous for just Making Shit Up, and they shouldn't reblog things are probably made up.

Yeah, we watched a whole documentary on it in high school. In the '90s.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry