solomon grundy want pants too

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"

plans for the summer

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

Trying to be happy about The Pitt Emmy nominations but jfc people are making it incredibly difficult by being unbearably obnoxious and miserable about it all. Anyway, sure, I could talk about who I think gave a stronger or weaker performance in Season 2, but ultimately it feels moot because generally speaking, pretty much all core actors on The Pitt have enough talent and charisma to win an Emmy. Those who will be around for multiple seasons will get the chance again next year, and in the meantime they might get nominated elsewhere for a different award as well. The Emmys aren't the only game in town, and this isn't the Hunger Games, ffs.