No Officers You Have The Wrong Person

W.E Board: um?

Bruce: He'll just be observing. You can all ignore him.

W.E Board: Um??

Bruce: He doesn't like using laptops or tablets for notes, so you may hear him writing with pens but otherwise Danny wont make a pep.

W.E Board: UM???

Bruce confused: Is something wrong?

W.E Board: * All turning to stare at Danny*

Danny:

W.E Board nervously: Nothing is wrong at all!

Bruce: Really? You all turned really pale.

Danny: They're fine. Start the meeting.

Bruce: *Glances at Danny*

Danny: What?

Bruce: Nothing. Nothing. Just happy to have my son working with me. Let's start the meeting, yes?

Board member: I-

Danny: This won't take longer than thirty minutes. After that, we will not discuss any topics that reduce employees' benefits or cut pay.

W.E Board: *gulps* O-of course Mr. Fenton-Wayne.

I think trying to make a movie out of The Odyssey (not the story of Odysseus, but The Odyssey as in the poem) is a bit of a doomed endeavour as the structure of The Odyssey simply does not jive with the structure of the Hollywood movie

The Odyssey should be a musical but ☝️only some of the time. When Odysseus is narrating? Musical. Penelope and Telemachus on Ithaca? 🙅‍♀️

Odysseus can break the fourth wall during the parts where he's narrating.

Although the war has taken everything from me and destroyed my home and dreams, I am still holding on to my education. I continue studying despite constant power outages, unreliable internet, and losing everything I owned.

Education is my dream, my hope, and the future I refuse to give up on.

I kindly ask everyone who reads my story to support my campaign by donating or sharing it with others. Even sharing my link could help it reach someone who is able to support me.

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zoey having exclusively fair-weather friends. when they're having fun, it's fun, and she recalls the memories for days . but when days are too long and school hallways are too narrow, she cannot confide in any of them.

zoey being part of trios, except she always feels like a placeholder, like a punchline to a sour joke. and so, since third wheeling is anything but nice, she ends up in bigger friend groups, hoping that would help her fit in better.

instead, the issues repeat, except they're even more obvious. she is ignored and talked-over, included solely because no one wants to be the one who directly tells her to leave them alone.

zoey's mom telling her to stop wearing earbuds so much—you'll damage your hearing—and she thinks to herself, there is nothing good to hear around me anyway. zoey's dad telling her to go out sometime, to stop draining nights by writing until the sunrise—your eyes will shrivel up from staring at the paper—and she thinks to herself, the outside world has nothing nice to offer.

and her parents think she's fine, you know? their girl is this bubbly and extroverted person, jumpy and jittery. when they visit uncles and aunts in other states, she plays with her cousins. during dinners, she still chatters and jokes. sure, her eyebags are more prominent, but she's a teen!

zoey dreams about an escape. there's a period—mid-divorce, when talks of custody cloud any other topic—when she believes living in korea would offer her a new, fresh start. but then she thinks how teens there are likely no different from teens here, and she will always stick out like a sore thumb.

she is destined to be alone. too boring/annoying/weird for her peers, and to her parents a bullet point in the lawyer's office more than a daughter.

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE