At least ive got chicken.

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

OP is an optimist

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain