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are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

r u struggling w th summer heat ?? try a frost dragon's tongue inside u !!!!

i hate forced/hidden/opt-out software updates. computer is a machine, a device, it should not do anything without me telling it to.

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them