Alas! Pity a Poor Phantom!

keep tryna drink my candle

I'm frankly frustrated with the coal vs nuclear vs solar debate in modern leftist circles. Ideology seems to be blinding us to the fact that the Lego rock raiders solved all this shit with power crystals.

I just discovered the Forest Orb

Can we just go to the club like normal

You don't get to have sex until we discover an Orb for each imperiled kingdom.

WHAT DID I DO

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing poker

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

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