IM SO FUCKING HAPPY !!!!!!

GRANDMA SENT ME MONEY TO BUY SHRIMPS !!!!!!!!!!

there is not a world where i would mind

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

this loser has abs

And take that nasty cigarette with you

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

every day i get up and get hit by a car and get isekaied to work. then eight hours later i get hit by a car and get isekaied back home again. it sucks but my commute is really short

i am the wise one i am filled with truth and wisdom. Ask me any question and i shall answer

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I had one of those I used as a bath back when I lived behind the church

uh, source?

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring