I'm not a cum dumpster, I'm a cum landfill

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

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btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

@randomitemdrop

Spell: Wall of Astigmatism

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

thank you for coming to my this #mythis