I'm not a cum dumpster, I'm a cum landfill

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

how DARE you piss on the corpse!

A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day

This websites hatemail game is insane

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.