Skyfire

whore lore

was tim okay though

I don't think so

being turned into a dragon as a punishment is so inherently funny. we’re sentencing you to become a beautiful magical creature that can live indefinitely and breathe fire and kill men with your bite. oh nooooooooo. anything but thattttttt. bad news, I’m a reptile. good news, I no longer have to pay my tithe to the church.

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

My lotr hot take is that there's a hobbit with a gun somewhere. Not in an edgy way, it's just like one of those long wooden hunting rifles that people in the 1800s had. He'd never use it to kill a sentient creature, it's just a hunting tool for him. If any of the other factions found it it would completely change the balance of power in middle earth. But the Hobbits don't see it that way because they're chill like that.

Watching LOTR as a child: Aragorn and Legolas are so handsome! [also has a raging crush on Galadriel but no framework with which to understand or express it] Watching LOTR as a teenager: Aragorn and Legolas are still hot, also I am now able to understand I am attracted to Galadriel, Eowyn, and Arwen. Watching LOTR in my twenties: You know what Elrond can kind of get it

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

I can read upside-down, too. I've literally been training for this. Checkmate, mother fucker

it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops