âreally?â I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
âStay.â I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
âThank you!â I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
âSorry! I say to the table I bumped into
âSHHHâ I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
âYeah, yeah, Iâm coming,â I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
âwhy are you like this?,â I grumble at the inanimate object that is doing it again
âPlease donât yell at me,â I say to the inanimate object that is making vague beeping/the- function-you-attempted-didnât-work noises
âGood job!!â I say to the inanimate object that has completed the task it was created to do.
âItâ ok, you can do it,â I say to the inanimate object that is getting older and making Noises, but still able to complete its function
âDonât make me come over there,â I threaten the inanimate object that is making troubling noises that usually proceed a catastrophic failure.
























