Let's Go Lesbians!

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

Official Pussy Post

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

The nation’s capital just elected a socialist woman of color as Mayor and I was on stage for her victory speech :^)

forever thinking of catra from the 2018 she-ra series. what if you were deeply in love with your best friend. what if you chose long ago to abandon your morals to stay by her side. what if, at the very first chance, she was faced with the same decision and chose her morals over you. what if your grief over that choice was so immense that it fueled five seasons of television and almost ended the world. what if, at the end of it all, the end of the very world she fought so hard to save, you asked her to stay and she finally, finally did

the most insufferable people will be like, this game is woke I'm not playing it because the protagonist is a woman that I can't jerk off to, her tits are normal sized and she has wrinkles i'd rather play as a big muscly man so I can jerk it to his big titties and thighs #nohomo

mind you, it's optional to buy the game and play it

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

???

I don't know what to tell you man.

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason