Let's Go Lesbians!

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

literally like dawn summers as an eldritch being.... like imagine being 14 and offputting and awkward and clumsy and all your interests are weird and macabre and geeky and then ALSO everyone keeps coming up to you and telling you youre not real and there's no data in there and what is that thing and ???? then????? theyre right?????????????????? like how can u not be obsessed with dawn i love her so much

First of all put some respect on my name

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

FUCK YEAH.

OH MY GODDDDD

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