way in the appendices

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

happy first day of pride everyone

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

nothing worse than the phrase "i'm on mountain time." clown ass time zone. it's like if we let french people say they're on eiffel tower time. like yeah what's up dude we can call at ten—do you mean your time, or mine? because I'm on mountain time 😎

if we were going to let mountain time be a real actual time zone i think we should have given jimmy buffet leave to make the florida keys its own time zone and name it whatever the fuck he wanted. we're already doing mountain time. why the fuck not Island Time™ by Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville Restaurant and Bar