i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

There's a REASON they serve this with TINY SHOT GLASSES, PEOPLE!

none of you know true tragedy unless youve ever worked in a circus to try and buy your girl a wedding ring but you get stuck in a gorilla suit and everyones too doggone scared to help you out of it

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters

My favourite thing about this video is that it's a "brief look" which is ten hours long

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

And Internet history was made.

This is what American politics is like

incredible. you can SEE who's absolutely plastered by how theyre slurring their signs

It never occurred to me before that signing would also get slurred when you're drunk, but OF COURSE it does.

official fish post