may the force be with the queers

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

My problem is the rewards I give myself are…. more work?

every single tiktok is too long. if you think i’m waiting more than 7 seconds for a punchline, you’re out of your fucking mind. vine destroyed the part of my brain that could do that.

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

guy in a zoom class with his camera on to reveal him sitting in front of a full streamer setup (green screen included) vs guy in class with his camera on drinking iced coffee in the middle of the goddamn woods: fight

why would they fight? they're boyfriends....

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

wish this applied to like … people running for office

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

Wolves: better than American companies.

might fuck around and think about shapes for a bit

-Euclid, The Elements, 300BC

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

you….. you what 

are you saying you don’t…?

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.

Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.

Didn’t know this.

Reblogging again

THE AMOUNTS OF REBLOGS THIS HAS JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY

S I G N A L B O O S T

Reblog forever ! 

Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) don’t go in front unless there’s a barrier.

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

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Vogue

of course you love the concept of “found family” you dumb slut, you’re gay