tripping angels, bleeding skies

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

FETCH ME NEIL

WHO IS NEIL

NEIL! BANGER OF TUNES!

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim

I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

Rum & The Eyeless One

please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

Hamsterdam

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

person who doesn't wanna wash dishes voice: you gotta let em soak

you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed

i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person