I'm a thirstyy flower

one time in 11th grade i wen tto go fuck this girl right. so like i was nervous right. on the way to her apartment, i fart, and slick boo boo on the sly yknow, on the sneak. like lil ssquirt.but im like shit…..it aint too much. i get to her door. i am about to take a fuckin knock…when i decide..shit just go home brah and check real quick man just in case. okay so. home home home, unlock the door, breathe in, sigh, my dick is still hard, then i see like lil yellow quirt doo doo in my underwear. i sittin there with a hard dick and squirt doo in my underwear like a a gotdam kindergartnerl. hard ass dick and squirt doo doo yknow just like kindergarten. iwas about to pull a world trade type mission on this hoe. i was about to go in head first with the misery liquid the gotdam “no self control” liquid in my draws and asshole. on a gotdam undercover mission

its dinner time

but a gangsta cookin pancakes