La créme femme

Wow a beautiful man …

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Beyoncé (The Visual Album) Vs. Lemonade (The Visual Album)

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.

Okay all jokes aside this a banger

I can’t believe how hard this goes

milk truck arrive 😂😂😂

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

good morning melanie martinez is cancelled and dead to the world

anyways i dont wanna see m*lanie m*rtinez on my dash ever again because she is literally a fucking rapist

update: melanie admitted that this story was true

and she didn’t even actually apologize? “she never actually said no…” that is not an apology an apology is showing remorse not vindicating yourself from your wrongdoing. there were many ways the victim said no, she just may not have said it verbally.