makeup is so stupid. your face is so normal. you dont need to do that

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

"70s bush." bush is eternal. there was bush before your oldest traceable ancestor. there was bush at the dawn of humanity and bush will persist until long after your genetic line dies out.

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

i am a soyboy thru and thru. i love tofu, miso, soy milk, edamame, soy curls, tvp, soysauce. the soy bean has given us so much, god bless her

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

reblog if you support replacing congress with a council of hags

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

people on tumbler dot corn will be like "you really think veganism will change anything? that's such bourgeois thinking, which pales in effectiveness to my revolutionary strategy: doing nothing"

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her