resident vampire

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

something decidedly unchic is afoot

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill