resident vampire

She was tall and imposing, like a vampire, with long, dark hair tumbling over her shoulders like a vampire's cloak. She had teeth like vampire fangs and long, vampiric nails. There was a hypnotic draw about her, as if she were a vampire with hypnosis powers. And her eyes were red, like a vampire's.

such lovely awe-inspiring views of nature... really makes you want to play minecraft, no?

getting my shit together any day now. keep an eye on this space

so considerate of my music streaming app to have an irremovable "embarrassing songs you listened to in middle school" playlist pinned to the front page of my profile for all eternity. that's exactly what I want to see when I pull up my music in front of large groups of people

feels weird seeing decade-old stolen tweets on tumblr. is it opposite day or what