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Hello everyone.

I’ve decided to take a break from Tumblr.

This is for a couple of reasons:

I need to spend more time with my family.

I need to take the time to finish my book, which is a compilation of all my content on Tumblr.

If you need to reach me, please email me at warrior_male at Yahoo.

Train and fight!

Always seek Manliness!

It costs $249. It supports English, Spanish, Japanese, and Mandarin (for now). It comes with one language, but new languages can be added with updates.

General sales will begin this November, but you can join their waitlist/ learn more information here on their website: https://iamili.com/

Here’s their FAQ page: https://support.iamili.com/hc/en-us

And here are more videos from their website:

The reasoning behind ili’s one-way functionality:

An extended version of the video above posted by OP: 

And User Reviews: