internet angstar

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

im a supervillain in a spy film and i spin around in my leather chair to reveal that the thing i am stroking villainishly is my own bush

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

let’s get complicated and kind of problematic with it

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?