oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

shes gonna get on herbal replacement therapy i believe in her

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c