Snorkmaiden.

childaborting hips

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

who else wide awake thinking about fran drescher mao skirt

scheduling meetings before anyone's 10 AM is a crime. some of us are lazy assholes that get to work late.

but also scheduling meetings after anyone's 4 PM is a crime. some of us have fun activities to do and don't want to work late.

idk how any woman can come out of an anthropology degree without having grown a new third eye about male nature

oh okay so the peoples of the arctic and the peoples of the amazon and the peoples of west africa and the peoples of southeast asia and the peoples of the carribean and the peoples of eastern europe and the peoples of north america and the peoples of the Andes and the peoples of fill in the blank here all just happened to independently develop cultures where men systematically mistreat, devalue, and dispossess women in eerily similar ways. hm.

there comes a point where you're doing your assigned reading on a culture in a land so foreign to you in almost every way that you can hardly imagine what it would be like to live there, but then you get to the sections that mention women and suddenly you're like "gee this feels familiar. I recognize almost all of this. I can easily put myself in these women's shoes" and then after enough of those moments the third eye busts out of your forehead and never goes back in again

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those