Snorkmaiden.

Also I know when I heard they call each other by their last name in bed I FREAKED because of how Not Done that is for Russians but now having seen it the writers wanted to use it as a tool and we're semi successful. I will also buy that Ilya calls his brother Alexei because he wants to create distance. And also your secret ex having the same name as your bro is weird for you, and scary and confusing for English speakers. What I do NOT buy (because I am an idealist in some ways) in light of this completely starved for verbal markers of intimacy world Ilya lives in he does not even attempt to call Shane any pet names. Or correct the pronunciation of his own name. It would kill me if in a display of mutual vulnerability and someone Seeing me for the first time they pronounced my name wrong.