Snorkmaiden.

There IS hope for women! There is you.

Accidentally said "where's your other half?" to an Executive Assistant regarding his Executive and like. I'm sort of right but that is not the way to express that.

Wait wait wait I have DRIVE to work? In my CAR?!?

My name is a very bad one for takeaway orders or loud places as the consonants are not very distinctive and the vowel rhythm means it's often confused for other names in its short or long form so I've started generating a list of names that I like and are easy to hear the first time round in a loud busy place and I'm for sure doing it wrong because they're nearly all 3 to 5 syllables long and although they are more phonetically distinct they're uncommon here so no one's gonna hear it right anyway.

Caught up with a friend and his gf this weekend who are also experiencing a slew of pregnancies with male babies and gf explains many are sad they're having boys and I don't know what to say to this either coz I feel like when you decide you want a baby you have to ask yourself if you're okay with it being a boy or disabled or whatever or if you're okay getting an abortion and trying again in a few months. Like how is this an unexpected result that you feel like you can do nothing about?