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Part of why I have felt so locked out on this tour is that I had not taken my meds even once since I was sat at the airport. Back on today so should be normal tomorrow but we shall see. It's Saturday and I have a 6am wake up for a 10 hour day.

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it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

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women should get even more childless

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People don't Understand the pressure I'm under (I have to eat a tangelo every day)

I know I'm behind the times in this one but I didn't know they let them K pop idols get tattoos? The one who did a campaign for CK has visible hand and finger tatts?! They're working for him.

spiderbasil

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

Also I got the crunchiest voicemail imaginable yesterday. It was for a job interview offer. Next Wednesday.

#internal transfer #I will take it even if I cannot move to Melbourne

The language and dialect coach in heated rivalry deserve more than they were paid. Ilya said his own name correctly at least half the time.

Also I know when I heard they call each other by their last name in bed I FREAKED because of how Not Done that is for Russians but now having seen it the writers wanted to use it as a tool and we're semi successful. I will also buy that Ilya calls his brother Alexei because he wants to create distance. And also your secret ex having the same name as your bro is weird for you, and scary and confusing for English speakers. What I do NOT buy (because I am an idealist in some ways) in light of this completely starved for verbal markers of intimacy world Ilya lives in he does not even attempt to call Shane any pet names. Or correct the pronunciation of his own name. It would kill me if in a display of mutual vulnerability and someone Seeing me for the first time they pronounced my name wrong.

I did like how he corrected Shane's parents when they called him Rozanov. It reinforces the whole 'being called by your last name is a WORK thing. I am not that brand/image here'. But, and this may actually be accurate for hockey, no one said his patronymic even once???

#no one he knows in Russia would need to and we didn't hear any Russian announces talk about him or anything

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first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

I DO think all this hockey romance is a ploy by Big Male League Hockey to sell more hockey though. Like literally why would anyone want to watch the men play at this point.

#the women play better with less time wasting AND they all married it's a win for encouraging girls into sports for real

I am now crying from heated rivalry who authorised this

#I just stared up at the ceiling during Ilyas unloading in Russian #because 1. I have said every word he said in that order and 2. you can't hide in your native language it hurts more in that one #and Ilya knows this #and he wishes desperately to not have to say it in Russian

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mutuals do this!!!!

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I cracked a single ep of heated rivalry and why did no one tell me that it's funny!!!

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Lads working the 1 to 9 sucks I'm so locked out rn I just wanna go back to my room and watch more heated rivalry. I got a ted talk brewing on the naming conventions used by Russians in TV that's BEYOND just 'if you call me by my last name during sex I'ma kill you'

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Omg there’s a Bigfoot emoji!!!

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