🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱
do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.
the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.
🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions
🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall
🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.
a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.
a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.
I AM NOT SAYING IT’S THE SCALLIONS. I’m saying look at them. good fortunes await. 🌱
