speedin appaloosa 2 heaven

when a site has a listicle about vegetarian dishes from xyz culture but half of the dishes are desserts? the site is not trying hard enough and they’re also going to hell.

it’s been said before but christopher nolan you fucking fool. the odyssey is a fantasy and a fairy tale and a comedy long before it is a gritty colorless war drama. you are the opiate of the straight male masses.

last night in my dreams joanna newsom released 9 songs on bandcamp (including the 7 she’s performed in recent years plus 2 totally as-yet-unheard songs) and it inspired in me such a religious euphoria i felt like hildegard of bingen. i couldn’t even be to sad when i woke up and realized it had not happened because i have faith the real day will come.

love takes smials- song bilbo baggins would sing if he was in the band geese

i feel like a beautiful little jungle animal when i eat mango.